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Don Goyo
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« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2007, 11:37:27 AM »

The story goes...

Yesterday night, Bucles was in a dark street looking for a whore to release her from evil because he experienced a strong necessity to fornicate (maybe he thought he had a holly dick since his last visit to norberto), but what a surprise when he discovered that it was not a whore!!!   It was Don palabritas being about using HIS jarocha for the first time!!

But when Bucles saw that body laying on that glamorous bed, he realized his sexual preference was about to change... forever...

Bucles was unable to take his eyes apart from the, for him, celestial image laying on the bed, wrapped in red silk.   Don Palabritas, showing his (or her) best sexual smile, looked at Bucles.  It looked like he (or she) was about to say in a very sweet voice: "look... I'm a virgin..."  you can punish me, I will be your little whore, do not care about ...any of my holes.

The dirty Bucles trembled of the emotion...
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« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2007, 04:28:56 PM »

The story goes...

Yesterday night, Bucles was in a dark street looking for a whore to release her from evil because he experienced a strong necessity to fornicate (maybe he thought he had a holly dick since his last visit to norberto), but what a surprise when he discovered that it was not a whore!!!   It was Don palabritas being about using HIS jarocha for the first time!!

But when Bucles saw that body laying on that glamorous bed, he realized his sexual preference was about to change... forever...

Bucles was unable to take his eyes apart from the, for him, celestial image laying on the bed, wrapped in red silk.   Don Palabritas, showing his (or her) best sexual smile, looked at Bucles.  It looked like he (or she) was about to say in a very sweet voice: "look... I'm a virgin..."  you can punish me, I will be your little whore, do not care about ...any of my holes.

Juar juar juar.

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« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2007, 06:04:01 PM »

The story goes...

Yesterday night, Bucles was in a dark street looking for a whore to release her from evil because he experienced a strong necessity to fornicate (maybe he thought he had a holly dick since his last visit to norberto), but what a surprise when he discovered that it was not a whore!!!   It was Don palabritas being about using HIS jarocha for the first time!!

But when Bucles saw that body laying on that glamorous bed, he realized his sexual preference was about to change... forever...

Bucles was unable to take his eyes apart from the, for him, celestial image laying on the bed, wrapped in red silk.   Don Palabritas, showing his (or her) best sexual smile, looked at Bucles.  It looked like he (or she) was about to say in a very sweet voice: "look... I'm a virgin..."  you can punish me, I will be your little whore, do not care about ...any of my holes.

Ok, Mary. Good, very good
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« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2007, 09:35:38 PM »

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Ok, Mary. Good, very good

Just joking... Wink

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« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2007, 11:13:58 PM »

The story goes...

Yesterday night, Bucles was in a dark street looking for a whore to release her from evil because he experienced a strong necessity to fornicate (maybe he thought he had a holly dick since his last visit to norberto), but what a surprise when he discovered that it was not a whore!!!   It was Don palabritas being about using HIS jarocha for the first time!!

But when Bucles saw that body laying on that glamorous bed, he realized his sexual preference was about to change... forever...

Bucles was unable to take his eyes apart from the, for him, celestial image laying on the bed, wrapped in red silk.   Don Palabritas, showing his (or her) best sexual smile, looked at Bucles.  It looked like he (or she) was about to say in a very sweet voice: "look... I'm a virgin..."  you can punish me, I will be your little whore, do not care about ...any of my holes. Those words exactly, made the boy with curly hair to remember his old passion, and he started to puke all over the place, giving the newly she-male an unforgettable pleasure. It looked like being covered by stomach acids was all she was created for.
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« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2007, 03:59:40 PM »

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The story goes...

Yesterday night, Bucles was in a dark street looking for a whore to release her from evil because he experienced a strong necessity to fornicate (maybe he thought he had a holly dick since his last visit to norberto), but what a surprise when he discovered that it was not a whore!!!   It was Don palabritas being about using HIS jarocha for the first time!!

But when Bucles saw that body laying on that glamorous bed, he realized his sexual preference was about to change... forever...

Bucles was unable to take his eyes apart from the, for him, celestial image laying on the bed, wrapped in red silk.   Don Palabritas, showing his (or her) best sexual smile, looked at Bucles.  It looked like he (or she) was about to say in a very sweet voice: "look... I'm a virgin..."  you can punish me, I will be your little whore, do not care about ...any of my holes. Those words exactly, made the boy with curly hair to remember his old passion, and he started to puke all over the place, giving the newly she-male an unforgettable pleasure. It looked like being covered by stomach acids was all she was created for.

Don Palabritas didn't move a bit. He-she, or She-he knew that all that mess was a prelude of a big night.  That was a normal reaction of Bucles.  He always did that when he felt real impressed by something.   Bucles ran to the bathroom.  Then, Don Palabritas pushed a button.  Two mini-androids came out of the closet and started to clean the place.  These mini-androids were a present that Goncen, the most popular inventor of the time, had given to Don Palabritas.

When Bucles came out of the bathroom, there were a great variety of flowers all over the place.  Delicious essences of rare perfumes were floating in the atmosphere, and then...


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« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2007, 02:50:56 PM »

The story goes...

Yesterday night, Bucles was in a dark street looking for a whore to release her from evil because he experienced a strong necessity to fornicate (maybe he thought he had a holly dick since his last visit to norberto), but what a surprise when he discovered that it was not a whore!!!   It was Don palabritas being about using HIS jarocha for the first time!!

But when Bucles saw that body laying on that glamorous bed, he realized his sexual preference was about to change... forever...

Bucles was unable to take his eyes apart from the, for him, celestial image laying on the bed, wrapped in red silk.   Don Palabritas, showing his (or her) best sexual smile, looked at Bucles.  It looked like he (or she) was about to say in a very sweet voice: "look... I'm a virgin..."  you can punish me, I will be your little whore, do not care about ...any of my holes. Those words exactly, made the boy with curly hair to remember his old passion, and he started to puke all over the place, giving the newly she-male an unforgettable pleasure. It looked like being covered by stomach acids was all she was created for.

Don Palabritas didn't move a bit. He-she, or She-he knew that all that mess was a prelude of a big night.  That was a normal reaction of Bucles.  He always did that when he felt real impressed by something.   Bucles ran to the bathroom.  Then, Don Palabritas pushed a button.  Two mini-androids came out of the closet and started to clean the place.  These mini-androids were a present that Goncen, the most popular inventor of the time, had given to Don Palabritas.

When Bucles came out of the bathroom, there were a great variety of flowers all over the place.  Delicious essences of rare perfumes were floating in the atmosphere, and then... archers. Thousands of them. Out of no where, appearing all over the porch, doorway and house. They start shooting bows at Bucles and Miss Palabras, and he carry her to safety outside. But he was wrong. Ninjas. Thousands of them. They start shooting their stars at them. One hit her right in her brand new cunt, and he had to pull it out of her. She was in pain. Bucles was still carrying her out to safety. He screamed for help but no one was outside. He didn't know what to do.

Bucles quickly ran into a sewer that had an open lid. He and her were both wet. He ran all the way in the end, then ninja mutant ninja turtles. Only four of them. They were actually nice, gave them some pizza, and soon enough they killed all of the enemies.

So then Bucles came back home, exhausted and tired as hell. But he can say that was the greatest night of his life.
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« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2007, 12:54:12 PM »

Don't fucking mamar! Bucles the story was right, someone prepare the antidoping test for Bucles.
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« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2007, 04:52:59 PM »

haha, me tomé prestado ese final, debo reconocer. Empiecen otra. ^_^
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« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2007, 07:25:42 PM »

....Once upon a time...
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« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2007, 09:05:13 PM »

....Once upon a time... a woman and his PMS...
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« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2007, 10:04:46 AM »

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"....Once upon a time... a woman and his PMS..."

correction

...Once upon a time... a woman and    HER    PMS 

(What the f... is PMS?)
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« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2007, 10:08:27 AM »

Premenstrual Syndrom.
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« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2007, 10:24:29 AM »

...Once upon a time... a woman and    HER    PMS, took a bat and hit Bucles on his head.  Angry

Who's next?...

Kisses,

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« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2007, 10:40:09 AM »

Eeehhh

Fortunately the Bucles died at once and nobody speaks more envelope of the matter.

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